REVIEW: The tactical beard

Brother, you tactical beard? Well, for many it's a struggle. Clean-shaven, stubble, or gaps in the beard. There are many setbacks that prevent a man from ever having the right operator beard. The good part above provides a solution.

However, no one has been scalped here. The tactical beard replacement is not a facial wig either. There it is, lying on the table, uniquely curled and solidly compact.

And now it's ready for action. Grandma could have made it personally, but this one comes ready and compact from Invader Gear. All freshly knitted, slightly reddish-brown wool. Two loops at the ears and an opening for the mouth.

Worn and illuminated, we suddenly have a full beard. The closer, the funnier. It works quite well from a distance though, even in dark conditions...

The one on the left is obviously a magnificent beard to aspire to, incomparable. The one on the right is our tactical beard, applied with a single move. Santa Claus is a no-go, he lacks the gray. Also, we do not recommend infiltrating Islamist structures, they will definitely figure out that it's a tactical beard and not an Islamist one. Maybe rapping could pass, but you'll sweat underneath it in the long run.

CONCLUSION: If you're a wannabe as f*ck and have a blessed sense of humor, this is the tactical beard that makes up for everything Mother Nature didn't grant you. It brings a lot of joy and laughter to the tactical community. The real ones should also use this thing, promised.

You can get the tactical beard directly from us at the SPARTANAT Shop for 11.90. For orders with troop strength, you get a beard for the commander for free.